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  • Where do You do Your sessions?
    OPTION 1 Dungeon rental in/around DTLA. I book the space, you cover the rental expenses up front with the booking deposit. OPTION 2 Hotel room or Airbnb in the L.A. area. I book the space, you cover the rental expenses up front with the booking deposit. OPTION 3 Your home in the L.A. area. I'm dropped off and picked up by My security escort. This adds a $50 hourly fee, including the escort's travel time to and from the session.
  • What should I know about cancellation, rescheduling, and same-day sessions?
    No-shows and same-day cancellations will forfeit their $100 deposit. Cancellations made at least 24 hours prior to the session will have their deposit applied to a future booking. I am not available for same-day sessions with new clients. I may agree to same-day sessions with established clients if it's feasible, convenient, and worthwhile.
  • I'm a returning client. How do I book a session with You?
    STEP 1 After the first session you'll have My contact information. Don't lose it. Contact Me directly for scheduling and other arrangements. STEP 2 Put down your deposit and--if applicable--additional fees (i.e. space rental) via CashApp. This locks in your appointment. The balance of your tribute to Me is due at the beginning of the session, in cash or through CashApp.
  • I REALLY want to impress You, Mistress Lula, so that You'll agree to take me on as a client. How can I make the best possible impression?
    Follow instructions. Respect My time. Honor My boundaries. Don't expect special treatment. Don't try to negotiate with Me about My limits. Don't piss Me off. I have a lot of people competing for My attention. If you put the effort and deference I deserve into your petition, you'll stand out. If you don't, you'll just be part of an ocean of static.
  • What's Your tribute rate and how do You accept payment?
    $200 for 1hr or $350 for 2hr. This includes a $100 non-refundable deposit to book the session. I accept tribute payments in cash and through CashApp.
  • I'm a new client. How do I get screened and book my first session with You?
    STEP 1 Apply to serve here. Your responses are completely private. I use the information you share on this form to suss out your vibe and background, determine compatibility, and prioritize My safety. Make sure the details you share enable Me to do these things. STEP 2 I'll review your responses and if everything looks good I'll reach out by email to schedule a phone interview, during which I'll answer any questions you might have. N.B. there is a small fee associated with the phone consultation (sliding scale, $25-$100 at your discretion). This is a vital part of how I filter out time-wasters and select serious candidates. STEP 3 After screening--if you're up to scratch--I'll reach out directly to coordinate a first session.
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